Laser Cat

I’m so scared. From the New Scientist (via Cabinet of Wonders):

A recently declassified US Army report on the biological effects of non-lethal weapons reveals outlandish plans for “ray gun” devices, which would cause artificial fevers or beam voices into people’s heads.

The report titled “Bioeffects Of Selected Nonlethal Weapons” was released under the US Freedom of Information Act and is available on this website (pdf). The DoD has confirmed that it released the documents, which detail five different “maturing non-lethal technologies” using microwaves, lasers and sound.

Released by US Army Intelligence and Security Command at Fort Meade, Maryland, US, the 1998 report gives an overview of what was then the state of the art in directed energy weapons for crowd control and other applications.

Okay fine, but when be able to scorch our enemies’ nerves with LASER CATS?!

Update: Laser cats link fixed!

Gucci Gas MaskLouis Vutton Gas Mask

For you to wear with your bullet necklace while you sit on your Fully Loaded chair waiting for your Chanel guillotine.

Via Agenda.

Gun

From the source:

The laser light generated by this weapon illuminates or “dazzles” aggressors, temporarily impairing individuals and their ability to see the laser source.

Faaaabulous!!! Via Dark Roasted Blend.

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DG superfriend Zack Soto pointed me towards this photo set of bow and arrow warfare in Kenya. It’s amazing how the tribes people seem to exist in two moments in time; one where bows and arrows are still a way of life and another where swatch watches and Abercrombie gear gets worn to the battlefield. Check out the link at the end of the post to the poor guy who got one in the face, or click here. Warning, graphic.

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Thanks to DG superfriend Zack Soto

Berlin Sword Good

Like a lot of my friends, I can’t help but wonder what life would be like for me Berlin. The short answer: You’d take up things that would scare the fuck out of your parents, but you’d love it all.

A longer answer: If you were going to a DJ show, the flier might look like the one above, from a recent gig at KIM by Dyssembler. If you were making porno, you’d get yourself a rubber doll and start making this. (“My Secound Check by Doctor. He is interest how i feel me as a Rubber Doll.”) And if you were making art your group’s name would be AIDS-3D (natch) and you’d make stuff like this:

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