From the source:

The laser light generated by this weapon illuminates or “dazzles” aggressors, temporarily impairing individuals and their ability to see the laser source.

Faaaabulous!!! Via Dark Roasted Blend.

Someone with some limited photoshop ability proposes that porn is actually super heroines trying to kill each other. Whether you agree or disagree; suspend for a moment in internet weirdness with this Flickr set.

DG superfriend Zack Soto pointed me towards this photo set of bow and arrow warfare in Kenya. It’s amazing how the tribes people seem to exist in two moments in time; one where bows and arrows are still a way of life and another where swatch watches and Abercrombie gear gets worn to the battlefield. Check out the link at the end of the post to the poor guy who got one in the face, or click here. Warning, graphic.

Thanks to DG superfriend Zack Soto

The intellectual giants over at Your Nutz are offering classic accessories for guys who honestly think that their truck offers the most convincing case for their virility. And the state of Virginia is trying to ban them! Don’t those congressmen know that freedom of expression takes many forms? Besides, testicles that hang off your license plate merely follows a long line of powerful, radical gestures like Calvin peeing on crappy Japanese-made trucks. Lend your voice to disabled, war-supporting pricks everywhere!

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Apparently a common necklace now, as Iraqis try to shield their money from crazy inflation. Set dressers for the upcoming video of Bush/Cheney’s recut of “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems,” take note.

Image: Wathiq Khuzaie