When Craig’s List casual encounters isn’t enough, or you feel like giving your potential oral partners a unique experience, you buy your own domain and pile it with garbage, pictures of yourself in goth costume, useless facts about your star wars collections, and solicitations for oral sex…right? Yes, the answer is yes.

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The doc debuts tonight on 20/20. (I know—20/20 is still on air?!). Jezebel highlights the nuttiest comments to a story in the NYT:

At the risk of being crass, I hope this doesn’t portend some entrepreneur coming out with baby-shaped dildos.

This reminds me somewhat a story I read a long time ago where a mom reported pleasure during breast feeding and had her child custody summarily cut off. (She eventually did get the baby back.) I know it’s lame—I link to Buzzfeed so much. But credit where credit’s due.

The site of Jovina, a cross-dressing masking fetishist, has oodles of beautiful images. (If this looks somewhat familiar, Jovina I believe is the one that introduced art-duo AIDS-3D to the fetish, which they’ve used in many installations). More from Jovina:

Take that! From the Daily Mail, via New Shelton:

A businessman decapitated himself in his sports car to get back at his younger wife for leaving him, an inquest has heard. Gerald Mellin, 54, taunted his estranged wife Mirrielle, 33, with threats of suicide. He even showed her the rope he was going to use, which he kept in the boot of his open-top Aston Martin DB7.

The court heard that the day before his death Mrs Mellin had been awarded an extra £100 a week in maintenance from her former husband. Mr Mellin had then sent her a text message which read: ‘Congratulations XXX.’ It was the last time she heard from him.

The businessman tied one end of the rope to a tree, then climbed into his Aston Martin and wrapped the other end around his neck. He then drove the £90,000 car into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death.

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More shenanigans from Tim & Eric. I guess these guys should just put us on their payroll by now, but whatever, this is the best video of the year by far. (The embed shows up black, but just click—it works.) More info at Dance Floor Dale. Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus, animation by Devin Flynn. Via DGSF Liz

I have to admit I’ve never watched any conventions. Looks fun!

via Street Boners

Via the Times:

A stash of explicit pornography to which Franz Kafka subscribed has emerged for the first time after being studiously ignored by scholars anxious to preserve the iconic writer’s saintly image…

… “These are not naughty postcards from the beach. They are undoubtedly porn, pure and simple. Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action… It’s quite unpleasant.”

“Academics have pretended it did not exist,” Dr Hawes said. “The Kafka industry doesn’t want to know such things about its idol.”…

…Kafka’s interest in pornography, which left traces in such works as The Metamorphosis, matters if it makes us look at any of Kafka’s fiction in a new way, he said: “Kafka had a strongly visual imagination, and the importance of the visual arts for him hasn’t yet been fully explored.”

Okay fine, but lets see the images already! Instead, I settled for a pic of two cockroaches boning.

Image: Amish Shah.

There’s something sexy going on down at Pooh Corner…

Via Robin Bougie.

Cakefarts

and

Pudding Farts

Thanks, Whitney