Porn, It Gets Pretty Awesome Sometimes
More shenanigans from Tim & Eric. I guess these guys should just put us on their payroll by now, but whatever, this is the best video of the year by far. (The embed shows up black, but just clickâit works.) More info at Dance Floor Dale. Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association [...]
How Horses Learn To Say “No” To Drugs
This was posted on Something Awful last year but only today did we get a tip from DG superfriend Jessica to check out the best anti-drug book ever published. The book tells the story of a trio of African-American horses who start drinking and smoking drugs until they overdose. One horse, Latawnya, learns to say [...]
The Google Rapper
Meet Chuck, aka the Poetic Prophet, aka The SEO Rapper, who hit on an idea perfect for middle management: rapping about social media addiction, design coding, and conversion closing. If you’re lucky, he’ll teach lame white girls how to do tha page rank.
Man, This Video.
This is one of the more disturbing videos I’ve ever seen, for meta reasons. How can just watching a video make you feel like a racist? Why does just knowing the racist depictions that play off images like this one somehow feel self-incriminating? This one fucked me up.
Via Denver Egotist.
Stuff Black People Like: Space
Turns out that spaceships stand in for slave ships:
Echoes of Sun Ra and NOI [Nation of Islam] are audible in the music of George Clinton, who must have had both in mind when he transformed Parliament from a doo-wop group into a mother-ship-worshipping acid-funk congregation in the 1970s. Clinton’s mother ship, of course, was likelier [...]
Albinos, Hunted in the Name of Magic
A grim, amazing bit of reporting, about a life that’s almost too hard to imagine:
Samuel Mluge steps outside his office and scans the sidewalk. His pale blue eyes dart back and forth, back and forth, trying to focus. The sun used to be his main enemy, but now he has others. Mr. Mluge is an [...]
A Queer God induces AIDS…
…according to Dr Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human. His theory has something to do with cubic time, “gays”, “jews”, “blacks”, and “God”. When crazy people get access to the internet, this is what happens.
Thanks to Carl Burton who’s blowing my mind with his incredible backlog of amazing shit
Lemme get this straight
From an interesting/sad/slightly disturbing photo essay about “Ms. Ruth,” a 58 year old lady whose entire life consists of sewing Klan robes and hoods 7 days a week, caring for her quadriplegic daughter, and taking care of her house pets. Talk about a shadow of a life!
(Via Mightygodking)