Ok, ok, so the title got me hooked. But guru Rasa Von Werder has some totes cleavage that distracted me from her “Woman Thou Art God” message. My favorite part is around the 00.27 mark, when she says the four horsemen of the apocalypse are “bad news, baby.” I don’t think you need to watch much further, unless you want some Angela Lansbury flashbacks. But as long as she’s talking in front of the paisley bedsheet, I got no probs. It’s like Dolly Parton crossed with John Hagee.
Have I told you people I hate you?
LOOK AT THOSE TWO HUGE, THROBBING HORSES!