Let’s see. The internet is in a meme deficit and along comes the spore creature creator and what do we get? COCK MONSTERS FUCKING COCK MOSTERS!!! They’re everywhere and we loves them, hard. Youtube is swimming with COCK MONSTERS. [via Google News]

Related, Jason Kottke sends us a link to a Goatse Spore creature, below, and adds that the creature’s dong flops around just like the rubber dildo in the video we just posted. So it does, Mr. Kottke, so it does.

A few more after the jump

Since I can’t run the creature editor, can someone tell me…can you put silly hats on them? Are viking helmets available?