OBAMA/PRIME in ‘08? Hell yes! That’s a ticket I could vote for.

From a run-down of all Obamas’ options for a running mate at MightyGodKing.

The BBC reports:

The police in Canada have a gruesome mystery to puzzle over as after a human foot was found washed up on a beach near the west-coast city of Vancouver. It is the fourth such foot to be found on beaches in the area in the past eight months. All four of the feet were wearing socks and running shoes and all four had been in the sea for some time.

Oh, Can-ah-dah! We stand our guard for thee!

This dude thinks his car is his girlfriend and claims to have had sex with over 1,000 cars. He describes his hottest sexual experience as the time he humped the helicopter from “Airwolf”

So after reading the article, I still couldn’t figure out how he fucks the cars. Video below explains it all:

Thanks DGSF Daniel Garcia

They’re baaaaa-aaa-ack! If these came from your site, just holler. We’ll give you credit. We just don’t know where we got all this stuff.

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Every part of this is amaze: From the Journal of Non-lethal Combatives, a reprint from 1901 of how to defend yourself with your walking stick.

No. 3: The Best Way to Disable a Man who Tries to Rush You, and get under your Guard, in order to Prevent You Hitting him with a Hooked Stick.

Of course the reader will understand that in any method of self-defence it is necessary to know how to maintain the proper distance between yourself and your assailant, in order to deliver a coup-de-grâce with effect and certainty. This knowledge, together with the confidence, dash, and savoir-faire that are so essential, can only be acquired by practice; but, when once gained, it is never lost.

There are 12 in all.

via DGSF Ian

I can’t tell what’s more mesmerizing: The way Arthur, looking fresh from Afroman’s beach recording studio, stands in front of his lo-fi sun-filled weather board, saying “pretty much everywhere, it’s gonna be hot;” or the casual tug of Charlotte’s lapel when she responds, “and then I don’t need a jacket” (is she flirting?); or the pause and then high cackle hee-hee-hee; or the way that Charlotte’s sidekick gathers his face as he plans his segue; or the fact that the “related videos” includes the zombie kid who likes turtles.

All I know is I’ve been thinking about this for hours. No really, the zombie kid is hilarious.

Further questions: Why do they, in fact, all wear the same jacket? And why does Arthur’s jacket have a “TV” badge on it??

via DGSF Liz

A new movie, starring Brad Pitt and directed by David Fincher, of Fight Club and Se7en fame. Based on a story by F. Scott Fitzgerald, about a man, born old, who ages in reverse. Looks good, right?

A story about developing the DNA of an extinct tasmanian tiger into an embryo. The reporter ends by playing it close to the chest, saying “…many people wonder: What’s next?” DUH. JURASSIC PARK IS NEXT. Get in line for your tickets. Opening date: 2060, when you and I are still spry enough to gun it to 88 mph in our flying cars.

So in this series of nicely shot videos, Vice goes looking for the lead singer of a Norwegian Black Metal band, a guy named Gaahl who supposedly tortured someone 15 years ago. The Vice guys proceed to scare the daylights out of themselves, like a bunch of school girls at a slumber party, cuddling underneath a sheet. But watch, and by the fourth and fifth episodes, the Big Bad Boogie Man seems like a libertarian without any friends—which is really what Satanism boils down to, once you strip away all the makeup and angst. (By in large, the commenters buy the ruse.) BTW, Black Metal is what inspired Banks Violette’s church made of salt—the New York Times piece about it, and Black Metal, is excellent.

Packlands SOUND WARNING!! is a message board for Role-Play. What role you ask? That of a WOLF!! DUH!! Yeah so everyone pretends to be a wolf for whatever reason. From the about section:

Packlands is a group of individuals who believe that there is an animal spirit that lives inside them leading them through the paths of life.

Packlands is a PACK which means there is an Alpha there are mates, and there are pups! People who join Packlands will role play like Packlands is their family and to many it is! The mates and pups are strictly by one’s own choice. It’s nice to have a mate or a pup in the packlands but if the other parties start to get serious beyond role play that is non of packlands concern!

I think the whole thing is run by Ebon Lupus, who makes this crazy Wolf-Art in Paint Shop Pro. Totally Dumbmazing! That’s his image above.

Again, credit for this find goes to DG Superfriend Carl Burton