That’s the virtual basement of 205 and those two people have virtual AIDS. VLES stands for “Virtual Lower East Side” and is some kind of marketing website for bands or some shit I don’t have the stomach to investigate. I heard a rumor Vice magazine and Viacom are responsible. The list of offenses is too long. From the site’s about page:
VLES is a new music discovery community on the web, that is modeled after New York City‘s Lower East Side—a Mecca for young bands and music. It‘s also where artists, fashion designers, and party promoters mix together in a big network of trendsetting, partying, music-loving euphoria. We found those people, asked for their help, and together we created the Virtual Lower East Side (VLES). We hope you like it.
They should consider renaming to VSTD.
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I logged in. Created an avatar that actually looked like me. I was on “the street” for about a minute when a hot female avatar said hello. While I was trying to figure out how to say hello back, she said “nevermind” and walked off.
That was at 4:16 this afternoon. I’ve been depressed ever since.
PS - How do I get an STD? I was thinking gonorrhea might be cool.
Let’s see, gonorrhea…go to the annex on a Thursday, look for kate.
no not that kate … the other one