DG does not read Perez Hilton, but sometimes our worlds collide. Via DGSF Elizabeth comes the sordid tale of twin gay porn stars who got busted for [update: allegedly] cutting holes in the roof of a Rite Aid and stealing the 3 C’s every working boy needs: cigarettes, cash, and condoms. Their aol journal is here. Modeling site here. Background here. NSFW here.
Image courtesy of the Guggenheim, Ken and Tyler, 1985, copyright Robert Mapplethorpe.


HAAAAAHAHA MAPPLETHORPE PHOTO!?? way to CLASS IT UP jim. what, the “a seven-page spread in CLIK” didn’t make the DL cut?
i am optioning the rights to this story. it’s the next JUNO.
That image is huge!
we are nothing if not classy. PLUS the clik spread wasn’t huge enough
Yes!! I’m obsessed with this story. I keep telling it to everyone who will listen. Gay porn twins! BBQ chicken! Cat burglary! John Waters, can you hear me?