Someone (thank god for them) took the time to compile a list of situations that cause The Incredible Hulk to freak out. Some highlights include:

Dealing with a pesky operator in a phone booth “I DON’T HAVE 25 CENTS!!!”

Being fed poisoned sushi

Having two mean football players snap wet towels at him and shove him into the steam room which they have turned on to full blast

Being stuck in the police department’s voice mail system when he knows his friend is about to be the next lobotomy subject, only to have the police finally pick up the phone after he’s turning into the Hulk

Having several clay pots broken over his head in the middle of the now-burning room (why is the room always burning?), and then knocking an entire case of same clay pots onto same head, and then, while lying very still and struggling not to get angry, having his pants catch fire

Being tied up and fed soup by an elderly Japanese woman who doesn’t understand words like “You’ve GOT to cut me loose!”