Today, the cops investigating the murder of 2 Indian ph.D students in Baton Rouge released sketches of the suspects. They’re a bit off. Like maybe the rest of the sketch artists moved to Houston after Katrina and the artist’s other gig is over at Mrs. Croxton’s 3rd-grade homeroom. I don’t even know why the artist bothered with a pencil. Was another kid already using the tan Crayon?

Wanted: Two black men, mid- to late-20s. May have appeared recently as cameo characters on King of the Hill or Beavis and Butthead. Considered armed and potentially hilarious.